Archive for April, 2011
April Fools!
Apr 1st
In honor of April Fool’s Day here are some of Brinley’s favorite jokes:
Q: What do you call the people who live next door to a horse?
A: Neeeiiigh-bors
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dogs.
Dogs, who?
Dog’s don’t hoo, owls hoo!
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Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah, who?
Are you surprised?
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And when I say that these are some of her favorites, I mean she tells them over and over and over ad nauseum. I have to laugh every single time or else I’ll hurt her feelings. She thinks they’re hilarious every single time. It reminds me of when I was a little girl and my grandfather would ask me, “Want to hear a dirty joke?” and I’d say yes and he’d say “Two white horses fell in the mud.” I’m pretty sure I had no idea why this was even funny back then but I laughed my head off every single time he said it.
