In honor of April Fool’s Day here are some of Brinley’s favorite jokes:


Q: What do you call the people who live next door to a horse?

A: Neeeiiigh-bors


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dogs, who?

Dog’s don’t hoo, owls hoo!


Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Yah, who?

Are you surprised?


And when I say that these are some of her favorites, I mean she tells them over and over and over ad nauseum.  I have to laugh every single time or else I’ll hurt her feelings.  She thinks they’re hilarious every single time.  It reminds me of when I was a little girl and my grandfather would ask me, “Want to hear a dirty  joke?” and I’d say yes and he’d say “Two white horses fell in the mud.”  I’m pretty sure I had no idea why this was even funny back then but I laughed my head off every single time he said it.

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